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NASA sent a woman and 2 chimps into space,
radio messages were as follows:

NASA to chimp 1:
optimize life support systems and recallibrate radiation monitoring equipment.

NASA to chimp 2:
check trojectory and compensate if required using formula (m2-3n)x(5-m3)






NASA to woman:
hoover capsule.feed chimps. touch fook all! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: very good

Good place to hide a couple of sexist jokes I heard on Rick Wakeman's Planet Rock radio show last weekend:

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side!


Why is the woman's area between bra and knickers called a waiste?

Because you could easily fit an extra pair of tits in!
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Nice one guy's and oh how true ..... :lol: :lol:
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Tut! :roll: ........I may be a woman, but at least I can spell!!...Waiste??? :lol: Still funny though!
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:mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol:
Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None - it should be open by the time she brings it to you.

Q: Why was the woman crossing the road?
A: That's not the point - what's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place???
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:lol: :lol:
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LilMsPiggy wrote:Tut! :roll: ........I may be a woman, but at least I can spell!!...Waiste??? :lol: Still funny though!
play on words :D
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:laughing6: :laughing5: :laughing8: Great stuff.
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Paul Mabley wrote:
LilMsPiggy wrote:Tut! :roll: ........I may be a woman, but at least I can spell!!...Waiste??? :lol: Still funny though!
play on words :D
Mmmmm.....I believe you, thousands wouldn't! :wink: Love these jokes......keep 'em coming!
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LilMsPiggy wrote:Tut! :roll: ........I may be a woman, but at least I can spell!!...Waiste??? :lol: Still funny though!
your a woman? on a car site? you sure about that love? wouldnt you be better at home doing some jam making or chutney or something? I dunno patchwork quilts????? :D :D

on an unrelated note:

my mrs was asked what her asshole did when she has an orgasm,

she said, "I dunno he is usually down the pub" :D .
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your a woman? on a car site? you sure about that love? wouldnt you be better at home doing some jam making or chutney or something? I dunno patchwork quilts????? :D :D
Sigh..............did all three this morning and an engine rebuild this afternoon.....woman can multi-task you know! :D
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My Mrs said to me the other day "How come you always have to have the last word?", well darling - cuz I can't get one in anywhere else!
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LilMsPiggy wrote:your a woman? on a car site? you sure about that love? wouldnt you be better at home doing some jam making or chutney or something? I dunno patchwork quilts????? :D :D
Sigh..............did all three this morning and an engine rebuild this afternoon.....woman can multi-task you know! :D
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