Always wear clean underwear....

[ExAudiSi]

Always wear clean underwear in public,especially when working under
your vehicle.

From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove
their car to Asda, only to have their car breakdown in the car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the car. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.......

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[Graham Waller]

[tr7v8]

[lindsayhbrown]

This wasn't Jim at MattElvis's house was it ?

[ExAudiSi]

This wasn't Jim at MattElvis's house was it ?

We'll have to check if he has a scar on his forehead when we see him at the National Day

[LilMsPiggy]

I thought you just patted your back pocket at Asda....not shove your hand up someone's shorts!!