the dangers of golf

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stuartcmorrison
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the dangers of golf

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sandra had been taking golf lessons.

she had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

andy the professional saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "why are you back in so soon?, what's wrong?"

"i was stung by a bee", she said.

"where", he asked.

"between the first and second hole", she replied.

he nodded knowingly and said, "then your stance is too wide!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:D :wink:
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I have to disagree with Andy,Sandras stance looks ok to me!!!!!! :lol:
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Personally I think she's leaning a bit low to the right... :mrgreen:
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if i was a coach i'd say;

her arm position was good but her grip needs improving, her legs are to straight, her stance is indeed to wide and she's leaning to far forward :(

however, if i was a groundsman, raking the bunker in the backround i'd say;

i love my job :D
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