d.i.y. breast enlargement

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stuartcmorrison
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d.i.y. breast enlargement

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wife says she wants her breasts enlarged.

husband says you don't need an op just rub toilet paper between them.

does that work? asks wife

dunno replies husband but it worked on your arse! :)
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stuartcmorrison wrote:wife says she wants her breasts enlarged.

husband says you don't need an op just rub toilet paper between them.

does that work? asks wife

dunno replies husband but it worked on your arse! :)
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