Dating Techniques Improve with Age

[allanjenkins]

A lonely widow , age 70 , decided that it was time to get
married again . She put an ad in the local paper that read :

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON ! !

On the second day , she heard the doorbell . Much to her dismay , she
opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair ..

He had no arms or legs ! ! The old woman said , " You're not really asking

me to consider you , are you ? Just look at you ... you have no legs ! ! "

The old man smiled , " Therefore , I cannot run around on you ! "

She snorted . " You don't have any arms either ! ! "

Again , the old man smiled , " Therefore , I can never beat you ! "

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently , " Are you still good in bed ? ? ? "

The old man leaned back , beamed a big smile and said ,



" Rang the doorbell didn't I ? "