A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at
home.
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies, "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need nuthin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When my sister started dating a
Muslim, I remember Dad saying,
"Well, that's the last Bloody thing we need."
Little Johnny needs for nuthin
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Re: Little Johnny needs for nuthin
Are you for real? You find this funny?
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Re: Little Johnny needs for nuthin
Yeah I know! But I was brought up on Irishman, Welshman and Englishman jokes from the distant past. It's meant to be outrageous but not offensive.