Confessional

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A guy goes to church after many years of having fun to confess his sins so he can have a clean sheet. He goes to the confessional box, pulls aside the curtain, enters, and sits himself down on a nice comfortable leather chair. He's well impressed and has a look around. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wines, a small fridge with white wine and mixers inside, Guinness on tap, liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of centrefolds, women who appear to be vey pleased to reveal their very intimate assets.

He hears a priest come in and says, “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”