Something to Ponder

Strictly Over 18's only, The topics in this section contain adult humour.

Moderator: Moderators

allanjenkins
Posts: 284
Joined: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:17 am
TIPEC membership: 5518
Location: Newark Notts

Something to Ponder

Post by allanjenkins »

Will I Live to see 85? Here's something to think about. .....


I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' ' No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that red meat is unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like sun bathing, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?' 'Not really,' I said.

He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you care if you'll make it to 85?'
Graham Waller
Posts: 1337
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:55 pm
TIPEC membership: 4623
Location: Loughborough, Leics.

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by Graham Waller »

Very true!!! Hehe
1982 911 SC, Guards Red
2000 Boxster, Arena Red, Savanna Leather interior, 2.5 Tip S GONE
User avatar
Andrew
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 pm
TIPEC membership: 928
Skype ID: andrew.fenwick928
Location: The New Forest
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by Andrew »

:lol: :lol: Makes sense :lol: :lol:
All the best
Andrew





928 S4 1991 White/Grey
Cayenne GTS 2009 Black/Black
http://www.holidayhomes4u.com
sam
Posts: 4904
Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 am
TIPEC membership: 993
Location: Emsworth Hants

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by sam »

Ha Ha ................ and Andrew should know :D
User avatar
Andrew
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 pm
TIPEC membership: 928
Skype ID: andrew.fenwick928
Location: The New Forest
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by Andrew »

sam wrote:Ha Ha ................ and Andrew should know :D
Sam I am working on a reply......... but at my age - like yourself - it takes a little time :D
All the best
Andrew





928 S4 1991 White/Grey
Cayenne GTS 2009 Black/Black
http://www.holidayhomes4u.com
sam
Posts: 4904
Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 am
TIPEC membership: 993
Location: Emsworth Hants

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by sam »

Andrew wrote:
sam wrote:Ha Ha ................ and Andrew should know :D
Sam I am working on a reply......... but at my age - like yourself - it takes a little time :D
Yeah, don't leave it too long, you will probably forget :bom:
User avatar
Andrew
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 pm
TIPEC membership: 928
Skype ID: andrew.fenwick928
Location: The New Forest
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by Andrew »

sam wrote:
Andrew wrote:
sam wrote:Ha Ha ................ and Andrew should know :D
Sam I am working on a reply......... but at my age - like yourself - it takes a little time :D
Yeah, don't leave it too long, you will probably forget :bom:
Forget?? forget what??
All the best
Andrew





928 S4 1991 White/Grey
Cayenne GTS 2009 Black/Black
http://www.holidayhomes4u.com
User avatar
hotblack944
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 1120
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:48 pm
TIPEC membership: 4746
Location: Wimborne, Dorset
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by hotblack944 »

Image
Jim Tarrant

ARO Southern
Website & Forum Admin
1991 944 S2 black/grey
1986 944 Lux red/black


JOIN THE CLUB
sam
Posts: 4904
Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 am
TIPEC membership: 993
Location: Emsworth Hants

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by sam »

Ha Ha, yes Jim and not the first time you have used that image :D think it captures Andrew perfectly. How was your holiday by the way?
User avatar
Andrew
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 pm
TIPEC membership: 928
Skype ID: andrew.fenwick928
Location: The New Forest
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by Andrew »

sam wrote:Ha Ha, yes Jim and not the first time you have used that image :D think it captures Andrew perfectly. How was your holiday by the way?
Cheeky sod...... but I see you are next to me in the photo :)
All the best
Andrew





928 S4 1991 White/Grey
Cayenne GTS 2009 Black/Black
http://www.holidayhomes4u.com
sam
Posts: 4904
Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 am
TIPEC membership: 993
Location: Emsworth Hants

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by sam »

Andrew wrote:
sam wrote:Ha Ha, yes Jim and not the first time you have used that image :D think it captures Andrew perfectly. How was your holiday by the way?
Cheeky sod...... but I see you are next to me in the photo :)
Oh, thought it a mirror image :?
User avatar
Andrew
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 pm
TIPEC membership: 928
Skype ID: andrew.fenwick928
Location: The New Forest
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by Andrew »

:D Happy Easter :cya:
All the best
Andrew





928 S4 1991 White/Grey
Cayenne GTS 2009 Black/Black
http://www.holidayhomes4u.com
sam
Posts: 4904
Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 am
TIPEC membership: 993
Location: Emsworth Hants

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by sam »

Yep, and you mate, easy on the cce's :D do you know if you are coming next week yet?
User avatar
hotblack944
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 1120
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:48 pm
TIPEC membership: 4746
Location: Wimborne, Dorset
Contact:

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by hotblack944 »

Holiday was very good thanks :)
Jim Tarrant

ARO Southern
Website & Forum Admin
1991 944 S2 black/grey
1986 944 Lux red/black


JOIN THE CLUB
sam
Posts: 4904
Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:16 am
TIPEC membership: 993
Location: Emsworth Hants

Re: Something to Ponder

Post by sam »

hotblack944 wrote:Holiday was very good thanks :)
good oh, see you next weekend?
Post Reply