A SHORT LOVE STORY

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A SHORT LOVE STORY

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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

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Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... “Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.”

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own bloody blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
THE END
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Re: A SHORT LOVE STORY

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Not likely is it ............................................normally the wife farts11 :?
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