Wife: "Last night i dreamt they were auctioning off Dicks. The big ones went for £10, the really thick ones went for £20"
Husband: "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife: "Those they gave away!"
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Husband: "I had a dream too. They were auctioning off Fannies. The pretty ones went for £100, and the nice tight ones went for £200"
Wife: "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband: "That's where they held the auction!"
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