One Tough Harley Guy........

[allanjenkins]

Don't find many Heroes like this one!!!!

On
January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when
they saw a girl about to jumpoff the Murray Baker Bridge. So they
stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!

That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts.

You could be famous if you rode with me.

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

[Eldavo]

A woman is stood at the side of a bridge, contemplating throwing herself off when a tramp shuffles along.

"Seeing as you're about to kill yourself anyway will you have sex with me before you do?" Asks the tramp.

"No way" says the woman

The tramp replies; "Ok, I'll just go wait at the bottom of the bridge then"