Tesco Burgers

[allanjenkins]

This took a long time, some good and others well decide for yourself!!

'I've just checked those Tesco burgers in the fridge.. and they're off.......'

My favourite one so far is "Tesco burgers: low in fat but high in Shergar"

They'll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers now!

Don't eat them. They'll give you the trotts

Zebra found in the bar code.

Had a Tesco burger yesterday, I've had the trots all night

They're all part of a stable diet

I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys or Asda ? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose!

Last night I ate Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me

Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers

Man is recovering from a heart attack today after choking on his beef burger from Tesco.... Doctors say he is in a stable condition..

I'd give these burgers a go, as long as they're low on shergar

This ascot to be wrong

Get them quick - they will not be around furlong...

Tesco: Every Little Pony Helps

At least they're not called Tescow. That would be false advertisement!

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers! What are the odds on that?

This is NEIGH joke pal

Horse burgers in Tescos, what's next? My Lidl pony....

I've heard of beef in red wine, but Redrum in beef?

Can't eat one without a good dollop of dressage.

Tesco manager - I asked him why the long face

You should try them with fillydephia!

Those Tesco burgers are low in fat but high in Shergar

From now on, I will only eat burgers that are the real AP McCoy.

Sales are still stable, though

Give them to the 'neigh'bours

I refuse to buy food from Tesco because of all the additives they include. I prefer mine Shergar free.

Tesco burgers? They're foal

I feel a little horse after eating that burger.

[tr7v8]

Groan!

[RH944]

Don't worry about the horsemeat in burgers.
Try the meatballs, They're the dogs bollocks

[KatPorsche]

I laughed so much, I'm feeling a little hoarse!

[Tabman]

I went shopping in Tesco's yesterday and bought a bottle of Bacardi , a bottle of Lambs and some Tesco Burgers.So that's White Rum , Navy Rum and Red Rum!!!

[allanjenkins]

Just heard........Tesco are offering double points on fuel and certain food stuffs

The promo is called.......... Only Fuel and Horses.