Are you insured for sex?

[allanjenkins]

Can’t remember where I picked this one up from, so hope it wasn’t from this site.


Are you insured for sex?

Below is a list of companies catering for most tastes .

Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex on the telephone -Direct Line
Sex with your partner -Standard Life
Sex with someone different -Go Compare
Sex with a fat bird -More Than
Sex with a sailor - Admiral
Sex with a posh bird -Privileged
Sex with a transvestite - Confused . com
Sex for over 50s - Saga
Sex in the Amsterdam red light district - Compare the Market . com
Sex before the big match - Swift . com
Sex in the back seat of a car with several women ... Sheila's Wheels