ha ha

[KatPorsche]

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Is uranus a black hole?
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
Adults are just kids with money.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!
Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
Boldly Going Nowhere
BooYah!
Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.
Boys Lie!
But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My Ass
CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.

[sam]

and about your car