prof of maths sends wife a text. dear eunice you are 54 yrs old you no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this i will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant i am sorry i will be home late.
wife sends reply. dear clive you are also 54 and by the time you get this i will also be at a motel with my 18 yr old toyboy. you're a mathematician so you will know that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18 so dont wait up mr floppy knob!!...
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