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the insurance side of sex
sex with your wife - legal and general
sex with your future wife - mutual trust
sex with your secretary - employers liability
sex with a prostitute - commercial union
sex on the telephone - direct line
sex with your biographer - quote me happy
sex in a hurry - insure and go
sex with your boyfriend - standard life
sex with a transvestite - confused.com
sex with someone different - go compare.com
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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:mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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sex online...........e-sure

but I am with the coop......(sex on the cheap)
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sex with an animal - compare the market
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