I have sooo lost the plot !

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I have sooo lost the plot !

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So with winter coming and washing the car becoming rather unpleasant (but still feeling the need to keep the car clean) .................just have a guess what I have invested in...

Answers on a postcard, well a post actually........ first one that gets it right gets a brownie point.

Sits back and waits for some humorous answers....
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No not a wet suit.... but I must add it to the list for sure. !!!
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An inflatable garage so you can polish your car inside, even when it’s outside.

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Got to be a drive through car wash.
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No i have a garage for indoor washing and shame on anyone that puts a car through a car wash !!

So no one is even close yet.... although the car wash thing has some merit.... :P
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Hi :)

Are you going to invest in a wife/mistress who is turned on by washing/polishing in the cold ?

All the best Brett :)
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Brett928S2 wrote:Hi :)

Are you going to invest in a wife/mistress who is turned on by washing/polishing in the cold ?

All the best Brett :)
No, but now added to my xmas wish list!
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Alternatively a way of washing a car without water.

http://www.aquanought.co.uk/shop/
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A car cocoon? Was thinking of getting one of these myself.... :)
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R_D_Olivaw wrote:Someone to wash it for you?

http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-naked-car-wash
I'm pretty sure that they are going to leave it streaky.

My guess is a 924, leaving the 996 in the garage nice and warm and clean. :lol:
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All of these ideas have merit, but I think my purchase is not quite so glam..... it certainly cant compare to the Playboy naked car wash !
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A winter car to run around in while the 993 IS SNUG IN THE GARAGE
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