A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
The blonde and the jigsaw
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Great!!All the best
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Re: The blonde and the jigsaw
Is it the same blonde who was bragging that she'd finished a jigsaw in three weeks...... because it said 3 - 5 years on the box?
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