Golf

[944BLOKE]

Two blokes playing golf and it starts to rain after four holes."Oh bugger" says the first bloke,"thats it then"."no dont worry about a bit of rain,we can carry on." says the second bloke. just then theres an almighty bang and a thunderstorm starts and rain pelts down,in a minute they are soaked and the second bloke says "run under these trees quick". The first bloke says "Is it safe under these trees in a thunder storm?" "safe as houses" says the second bloke." "but what about this lightning? " says the first bloke ."Oh dont worry about that,we re ok under here". "Yes ,but standing under trees in a lightning storm isnt a good idea is it? "says the first bloke. "well if you re worried about it get your no1 iron out of your bag and hold it up over your head" says his pal." " You must be mad,hold a metal rod over my head in a thunder and lightning storm? no way!! " to which his friend replies "dont be daft ,even God cant hit a no 1 iron"

[Graham Waller]