A Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - impossible to read
A Rio Ferdinand - lipped out
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but wasn't
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
A Hitler - two shots in the bunker
An Arafat - ugly and buried in the sand
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss – thin and close to rough
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O. J. - got away with it
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Gunnell but still a good runner
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson - too high to make it
A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
An Arsene Wenger - never saw it
A Ken Livingstone - quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but not what it seems
An elephant's arse - high wide and sh*tty
A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent - a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Ryanair - regular flight but lands a long way from the objective
A Blondie - a fair old crack
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Stepa1007
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All the best
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I shall now go and retrieve my sandwich that I spat out after reading the Glen Miller one.
Steve
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Some very good ones in there!
I'll be taking the list out with me on Thursday to tick them all off
I'll be taking the list out with me on Thursday to tick them all off
Paul Mabley
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Fantastic & I don't do golf

Jim
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I must learn some of those........... 
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