New Glossary of GOLF TERMS

[stepa1007]

A Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - impossible to read
A Rio Ferdinand - lipped out
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but wasn't
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
A Hitler - two shots in the bunker
An Arafat - ugly and buried in the sand
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss – thin and close to rough
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O. J. - got away with it
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Gunnell but still a good runner
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson - too high to make it
A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
An Arsene Wenger - never saw it
A Ken Livingstone - quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but not what it seems
An elephant's arse - high wide and sh*tty
A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent - a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Ryanair - regular flight but lands a long way from the objective
A Blondie - a fair old crack

[Andrew]

nice one ummm if you need a lawyer we will all help

[village eejit]

I shall now go and retrieve my sandwich that I spat out after reading the Glen Miller one.

[Paul Mabley]

Some very good ones in there!

I'll be taking the list out with me on Thursday to tick them all off

[tr7v8]

Fantastic & I don't do golf

[lindsayhbrown]

[Graham Waller]

I must learn some of those...........