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diamondbluetarga
 Post subject: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:48 am 
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

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 Post subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:16 am 
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:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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:lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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:mrgreen: :twisted: Oh so true.....

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 Post subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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:lol: :lol: all apart from the toilet seat

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 Post subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Very true .. the toilet seat is a step too far (so i'm told)
Until you have children and then they leave it up all the time anyway and you can get away with it!

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 Post subject: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Very true .. the toilet seat is a step too far (so i'm told)
Until you have children and then they leave it up all the time anyway and you can get away with it!


:lol: :lol:

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J.J. wrote:
:lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that :shock:


Am quite lucky with my wife, she brings me a coffee every morning in bed and is quite happy for me to spend time shooting, drinking or playing with cars, as long as I don't object to the time she spends with her horses.

I have found the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms and separate bank accounts.

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diamondbluetarga wrote:
J.J. wrote:
:lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that :shock:


Am quite lucky with my wife, she brings me a coffee every morning in bed and is quite happy for me to spend time shooting, drinking or playing with cars, as long as I don't object to the time she spends with her horses.

I have found the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms and separate bank accounts.

My wife does what I tell her............she also doesn't read this forum :lol:

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Graham Waller wrote:
diamondbluetarga wrote:
J.J. wrote:
:lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that :shock:


Am quite lucky with my wife, she brings me a coffee every morning in bed and is quite happy for me to spend time shooting, drinking or playing with cars, as long as I don't object to the time she spends with her horses.

I have found the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms and separate bank accounts.

My wife does what I tell her............she also doesn't read this forum :lol:


or so she tells you :wink:

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