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brian2.5
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Celibacy

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Celibacy

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Gill listened to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Tony leaned over, touched Gill's arm gently and whispered...


'Self-raising, isn't it?'



Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.
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Same as my wife then (don't tell her!!!)
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Graham Waller wrote:Same as my wife then (don't tell her!!!)
:lol: :lol:
whats it worth :wink:
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He He.....now that's just 'plain' daft...:-)
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