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New record holder for ‘ugliest Cayenne customisation’

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oh dear, are those triangular things in the middle exhausts ?
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That's hideous. It must be quite hard to make the Cayenne uglier than it already is, but they have. And then they paint it yellow!

It looks like it should be in a movie like Mad Max or Judge Dread.


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so it doesn't go in the kevs must get car collection ?
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lindsayhbrown wrote:so it doesn't go in the kevs must get car collection ?


:shock: No way! I like my customised cars, (928 pick-ups and such) but you've gotta draw the line somewhere.
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Yep that is one customisation I dont care for...I guess the blokes got a car for life now...cant see a market for a second hand one.

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yeah, i could imagine that in the classifieds for quite some time
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lindsayhbrown wrote:yeah, i could imagine that in the classifieds for quite some time


I dunno, if one person out there likes it, someone else is bound to.
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Porsche wrote:That's hideous. It must be quite hard to make the Cayenne uglier than it already is, but they have. And then they paint it yellow!

It looks like it should be in a movie like Mad Max or Judge Dread.


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That's so ugly it could make a maggot gag.
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it is definately a one of
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Porsche wrote::shock: I like my customised cars, (928 pick-ups and such)
928 Pick-ups?? You're having a laugh? Who on earth made a 928 pick up? I need a link, this I've got to see. I tried google and got a lovely girl in a Pascha bikini, but no pick-up.
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???? Wow ????
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I think it looks beautiful....
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