Mr Roy - A True Story

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True story from last week - Roy is a 60-old year old, bit-of-a-geezer loveable rogue and terrible womaniser who rents the office above mine. Has literally been everywhere and done everything (female). To set the scene, a friend is having marital problems. Roy is doing his best to offer helpful, sympathetic advice. It doesn't quite work.

Conversation goes as follows:

Roy: Matey, maybe you just need to try something more exciting, yeah? When your missus is doing the ironing, have you tried creeping up behind her, grabbing her tits, pulling her skirt up and f*cking her over the ironing board?

Friend: No Roy, I can't say I ever have tried that.

Roy: Well, you should do, son. She likes it.


Conversation then comes to an abrupt halt and awkward silence ensues….