Couple of 'Groaners' for you..

[bazbarnett]

What's ET short for?
'Cos he's got little legs.....

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Why do elephants have big ears?
'Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom....

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out yer underpants?
Your Grandmother......

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An Important Announcement:
This is just to inform everybody that I will no longer be posting racist jokes on this forum. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

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Two nuns on a tandem going down a cobbled street. One says:
"I haven't come this way before!" and the other says:
"Yes - really good isn't it!!!"

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A chicken is sitting in a cows regular seat on the bus, a seat which the cow ALWAYS sits on to go to work. The cow says:
"MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and the chicken replies:
"FERKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!!!"

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[tr7v8]

Groan.....

[Pastry]

thems bad!

what do you call a sarcastic cowboy?

tex piss

did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?

he got the cold shoulder

what do you call an italian man with a rubber toe?

roberto

how many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

none, let the bitch do the washing up in the dark

ok, revenge post is over

[lindsayhbrown]

oh dear me !!!

[tr7v8]

Stop PLEASE!