i'll start at the beginning.
it was 1996, i had hair, a smaller waist, a first wife [don't go there....] and a few quid burning a hole in my pocket. i had a VW scirocco, i wanted a quality sportscar. i looked at supras, a celica, a V6 probe [i know, i know, it's like saying you used to fancy blokes, but it was then, this is now..], and of course i looked at 944s. i viewed about 4 before i found the one. E593 AAW. white, 8 valve. my dream car. i was a very happy man. but....other stuff was going on in life, so things weren't A1, but the '44 made life much sweeter. then i crashed it.
one morning, on the way to work, it developed a misfire. on a road i knew like the back of my hand, i tried to 'drive through it', like you do

. of course, it came back to 4 cylinders exactly half way round a damp bend.
through a wooden fence at 70 mph....what a bozo, my fault 100%. thanks to fully comp insurance, and several weeks [or was it months?] later [that's another good story in itself...], the 944 returned. because we had been through so much together, i decided i would allow myself to smoke in the car [i don't now]. life was good, work was better, i had a new girlfriend [now wife], all sunshine. until - a dozy old git pulled out on my in a supermarket carpark - no really! and bent the nearside front.
this time, the insurance decided it was 50-50 blame [it wasn't, i was there], and unfortunately wrote it off, and wouldn't let me buy it back.
it went to a mc fall salvage auction in st helens to a salvage dealer in liverpool. i went to see it there, and patted it on it's [bent but roughly bashed straight so it looked better for resale] nose. that was 1998. it was already sold.
where are you now eeyore? [E...AAW geddit?]
i did a DVLA search, but the number isn't recognised, so i presume the car is on a cheapo irish cover plate, or dead and scrapped?
still got the [AFN/stratstone] service history. love to know if it still lives.
i've gone on for ages, hope you liked the story.
