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had enough of trick or treaters :?: paint your wellies silver and put them outside the front door, the little fuckers won't knock if they think gary glitter's home :shock:
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stuartcmorrison wrote:had enough of trick or treaters :?: paint your wellies silver and put them outside the front door, the little fuckers won't knock if they think gary glitter's home :shock:
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I’m going to put fake blood all over the dog’s mouth and let her answer the door tonight.
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poprock wrote:I’m going to put fake blood all over the dog’s mouth and let her answer the door tonight.
I wouldn't dream of talking about the missus like that! :D
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Graham Waller wrote:
poprock wrote:I’m going to put fake blood all over the dog’s mouth and let her answer the door tonight.
I wouldn't dream of talking about the missus like that! :D
watch out they're newly married !!
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talking of gary glitter i hear he's been given a date for his release,.................... shes only 12, but looks 15 in high heels and make-up
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Dear Jonathan Ross, I've shagged your daughter! Who's laughing now, lots of love, Gary Glitter x
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i'll call you russel from now on :D :D
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Talking about Satan, is it my angelic innocence that reads at the bottom of the page

http://salvationgroup.com/satanic/main.php

a solicitation in red to people with mental/emotional problems to send pictures of themselves

cutting themselves up ?

If prank off key phone calls are banned shouldn't this be?
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Graham Waller wrote:Dear Jonathan Ross, I've shagged your daughter! Who's laughing now, lots of love, Gary Glitter x
Superb!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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