Two gays were visiting the zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.
The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself the first gay reaches inside the cage to stroke the gorilla.
As soon as his arm goes into the cage the gorilla grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and buggers him senseless.
A few days later in hospital his boyfriend visits him and said, "Does it hurt?"
"Hurt? Hurt? Of course it hurts. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written........!"
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