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on wednesday at about 3pm I started having the most awful pain in my left hip. Being a bloke I suspected:

cancer
arthritis
brittle bone
something really bad

didnt sleep all night too painfull,
Well it bloody hurt. And i applied all my usual painkilling techniques I was mr chemical guy.

So, it was just as bad on thursday, agony. Dek goes off to work and I am limping around thinking about all the horrible things it could be. Then i get a messsage from Dek:

There is a virus going round that is causing a mild sunburn like sensation then incredible deep hip pain !!

weird eh !

so if anyone wakes up/develops excrutating hip pain possibility is it isnt any of the bad things

its going away now ! :D
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naw I've had that so it cant be that again !
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I put the hip pain down to age...I'm pleased that I can blame it on a virus! Thanks, you've made my Friday.
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when did it start? and if it doesnt stop it is old age. When it staarted my supportive partner said

"it's cos you are a fat old man who gets no exercise"

Thanks Dek !!!!!!!
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dekandgord wrote:"it's cos you are a fat old man who gets no exercise"
Hip pain is common in athletes!

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yes but is it common in fat old men who get no exercise????
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i'm no medical expert but sounds like a mild case of the plague to me
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dekandgord wrote:when did it start? and if it doesnt stop it is old age. When it staarted my supportive partner said

"it's cos you are a fat old man who gets no exercise"

Thanks Dek !!!!!!!
Hi :)

Tell DEK thats really unfair....you are not that old :)

All the best Brett :)
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going to stand next to you to make myself feel better on Tuesday !
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RaeB wrote:I put the hip pain down to age...I'm pleased that I can blame it on a virus! Thanks, you've made my Friday.
Just tell Rob to be more gentle in future :lol:
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dekandgord wrote:There is a virus going round that is causing a mild sunburn like sensation then incredible deep hip pain !!
You are having your leg pulled!

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no it is the honest truth !!!!!!!!!!
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[/quote]Just tell Rob to be more gentle in future :lol:[/quote]

Well you know Paul, when you've got it, you've gotta use it........... :twisted:
PS and yes, I know I ignored your reference to me as a virus. :mrgreen:
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women with hip pain, reminds me of a sketch from the secret policemans ball which is way too rude to be printed here !
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