Urgent medical alert please read!

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:05 am

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

944BLOKE · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:43 pm

Thats a good one!

Brett928S2 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:04 am

tr7v8 wrote:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Hi

Heard the story of the boy who cried Wolf....??

Using a title like this one , will just make people ignore what might be a REAL MEDICAL ALERT...

All the best Brett

EL Gordo · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:39 am

no it wont !!!!!

madrob6 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:21 am

Brett928S2 wrote:

Hi

Heard the story of the boy who cried Wolf....??

Using a title like this one , will just make people ignore what might be a REAL MEDICAL ALERT...

All the best Brett

This IS a real medical alert surely?

It certainly affects me.

Gazza944 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:30 am

Has the government got this desease locked up as a chemical weapon? If so I know a few people Id like to use it on

Graham Waller · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:28 pm

Brett928S2 wrote:

Using a title like this one , will just make people ignore what might be a REAL MEDICAL ALERT...

All the best Brett

Real medical alert? I think I'll resort to picking up the telephone and calling 999, not post it on a car forum in the vain hope that someone will, perhaps, post up a remedy............
What if I can't get to my computer - OH NO !!!!! I'd have to go next door and get them to post it up, and that'll mean giving them my password, crikey - it just doesn't bear thinking about!! :lol: