The Traffic Warden's Funeral
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done."
Traffic Warden
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tr7v8
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Traffic Warden
Jim
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2018 Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV
2005 Porsche Cayenne S SOLD
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broady_6
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Re: Traffic Warden
Very good, now we just need to put a twist on it so its a health and safety officer!
If you can keep your head, while all around are loosing theirs. You've probably misunderstood whats happening.
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'72 Fasty in progress as ever HERE
'85 944 works more than it doesnt
'05 Octavia Estate Diesel POWER!
'82 Mini