Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?

[Andrew]

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I
realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and
reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a
couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly
remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.

[tr7v8]

[Martin & Kim 6853]

Brilliant, LMAO.....

[AlexanderMMA]