A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a TEXT
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “ I am on the toilet. Please advise."
			
			
									
						
										
						Is romance really dead
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