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allanjenkins
 Post subject: Is romance really dead
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:21 pm 
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a TEXT

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “ I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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