Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:59 am
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I
realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and
reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a
couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly
remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and
reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a
couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly
remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
