The Grass is Greener...........

[allanjenkins]

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his Porsche when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also. "The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the Porsche Panamera.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."


Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story...did you????

[KatPorsche]

No, it's true - I don't think you can get a heart warming Lawyer story!

And talking of grass, I cut quite a large plot of grass today with a petrol mower, it was at least a foot long when I started and it took me about 4 cuts to get it down to a presentable length..I wore sandals so my feet ended up green! forget green fingers...green feet..lol