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Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen."



Husband texts back: "Pour some luke warm water over it"



Wife texts back: "Computer completely f*cked now"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!!
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Fantastic!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hmmmm, yes...text messages aren't the best for communication!
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I like that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: excellent
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