Tiger Woods jokes

[tr7v8]

Why were Tiger and his wife really in an argument? He asked if he could play through to the next hole.

Tigers new Nike slogan,,,Just Don't Do it

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus stops after 3 ho's.

[LilMsPiggy]

Stop press!.............just heard one of the 'girlfriends' is pregnant..............guess he had a 'hole in one!

[Brucey]

What a waste of money! I've just spent £25 on a Tiger Woods DVD called "My Favourite 18 Holes" turns out it was a bleeding golf DVD!!!

[944BLOKE]

Two newly weds in bed in the hotel,just about to consumate their marraige.The wife says "I have to confess Im not a virgin,Ive been with one guy". "oh well" says the husband "thats not a problem in this day and age,who was the guy?" she replies "Tiger Woods". "What? Tiger Woods the golfer?" he says "oh well hes rich and famous and good looking too so I can see why you were attracted to him." They make mad passionate love and then he gets up and picks up the phone,she says "what are you doing?" he says "Im hungry,I was going to call room service for a sandwich".she says "Tiger wouldnt have done that,he would have come back to bed and done it again".So the husband goes back to bed and they make love again.Then he gets up and goes to the phone but the wife says "what are you doing?". "Im still hungry,I thought I d ring for some food".She says "Tiger wouldnt do that"."What would Tiger do then?" he says.She says "he would come back to bed and do it again".so he goes back to bed and they make love again.then he gets up and goes for the phone again and she says "are you calling room service?".to which he replies "no,Im calling Tiger Woods to find out what the par is for this hole!"

[Sean Smallman]

Excellent

[lindsayhbrown]

[J.J.]

Bob on!

[tr7v8]

Don't do Golf but even I understand that

[Graham Waller]