Winalot

Post by **hotblack944** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:40 pm

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

poprock · Post by **poprock** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:57 pm

I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or service.

Post by **JasonGibson** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:14 am

fury964 · Post by **fury964** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:17 pm

Now that's funny!

J.J. · Post by **J.J.** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:55 pm

Belter

Rev. Roland · Post by **Rev. Roland** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:22 pm

Is winalot dog food?

No wonder the guest house visitors kept leaving their cereal.