This really is a weird one. I took the car to an official Porsche garage today for a diagnostic and they said that there isn't even an error code logged that the oil light came on briefly. Over the last few days I noticed that the light came on when the revs dipped below normal on idle in traffic (at one point when parked at home, I could hear the engine was struggling not to stall… complete with trembling interior lights) but according to Porsche, there is nothing coming back in the diagnostic and they can't find anything wrong. All they did was remap the throttle management, but said that this isn't really something that would rectify whatever is wrong.
They checked the oil level and it's fine, the oil pressure is as normal according to them also, so I have no idea. They said to come pick it up and keep an eye on it for the foreseeable. I'm guessing the engine won't blow up as long as there is oil inside (which is at optimum level).
Not quite sure how to take this news. On the one hand, it's good news that I only have a bill for a diagnostic… on the other hand, whatever it is, has not been sorted.
Still no answers to this!