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| Author: | Siggy [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Wensday funny |
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same..." Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
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| Author: | Li Moo Bai [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
 
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
 Very Good |
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| Author: | J.J. [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
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| Author: | c4s [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
 
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| Author: | Helen Goff [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
 don't get it.
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| Author: | confucious [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wensday funny |
Helen Goff wrote: :dontknow: don't get it. Nor did Paddy! 
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