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Confession

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of
Rimini , Italy in 1965 went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
the man said: 'Father ... During World War II, a
beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked
urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'

The priest replied:
'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no
need to confess that.'

'There is more to tell, Father... She started to
repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a
week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'

The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by
doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great
danger, but two people under those circumstances can
easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed
forgiven.'

'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my
mind. I do have one more question.' 'And what is that?'
asked the priest.
'Should I tell her the war is over?''

Nooooooooo, don't tell her.

no not really.....