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| Author: | brian2.5 [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The 11th Husband |
The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it... "Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. "Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him. " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT" This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed." |
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| Author: | Graham Waller [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 11th Husband |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:54 pm ] |
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:23 am ] |
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