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| Author: | diamondbluetarga [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end |
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| Author: | blue turbo [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
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| Author: | J.J. [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
But if you get the right wife you can still do that 
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
  Oh so true.....
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
| all apart from the toilet seat
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| Author: | watchcam [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
Very true .. the toilet seat is a step too far (so i'm told) Until you have children and then they leave it up all the time anyway and you can get away with it! |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
watchcam wrote: Very true .. the toilet seat is a step too far (so i'm told) Until you have children and then they leave it up all the time anyway and you can get away with it!
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| Author: | diamondbluetarga [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
J.J. wrote: :lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that Am quite lucky with my wife, she brings me a coffee every morning in bed and is quite happy for me to spend time shooting, drinking or playing with cars, as long as I don't object to the time she spends with her horses. I have found the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms and separate bank accounts. |
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| Author: | Graham Waller [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
diamondbluetarga wrote: J.J. wrote: :lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that Am quite lucky with my wife, she brings me a coffee every morning in bed and is quite happy for me to spend time shooting, drinking or playing with cars, as long as I don't object to the time she spends with her horses. I have found the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms and separate bank accounts. My wife does what I tell her............she also doesn't read this forum
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale |
Graham Waller wrote: diamondbluetarga wrote: J.J. wrote: :lol: But if you get the right wife you can still do that Am quite lucky with my wife, she brings me a coffee every morning in bed and is quite happy for me to spend time shooting, drinking or playing with cars, as long as I don't object to the time she spends with her horses. I have found the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms and separate bank accounts. My wife does what I tell her............she also doesn't read this forum or so she tells you 
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