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Author:  LilMsPiggy [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:52 pm ]
Post subject:  The flight attendant

A flight attendant was giving the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination." Joe, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "The captain is a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "in fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "we no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's the box office."

Author:  Graham Waller [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The flight attendant

:lol: :lol: Subtle........ :lol:

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The flight attendant

:lol: :lol: had to explain to the wife !!

Author:  tr7v8 [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The flight attendant

Subtle far to subtle for Mrs TR7V8! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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