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Author:  brian2.5 [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:34 pm ]
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The answer to the ultimate questions


FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:39 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:
Author:  tr7v8 [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:49 pm ]
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:mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:
Author:  Graham Waller [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:23 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Siggy [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:43 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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