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Author:	brian2.5 [ Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:20 pm ]
Post subject:	Permission to go Golfing
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.' Second Guy: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.' Third Guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the arse and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?' She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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