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Author:  diamondbluetarga [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Two Poems

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother..


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
With big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

Author:  J.J. [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Two Poems

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love that..........

Author:  tr7v8 [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Two Poems

Fantastic.... I ain't shown it to Becky though :?

Author:  Graham Waller [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Two Poems

:lol: :lol: :lol:
very good.

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Two Poems

:lol: :lol: :lol:
how true

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