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Author: | diamondbluetarga [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Two Poems |
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother.. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac With big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.. |
Author: | J.J. [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Two Poems |
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Author: | tr7v8 [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Two Poems |
Fantastic.... I ain't shown it to Becky though ![]() |
Author: | Graham Waller [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:07 pm ] |
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![]() ![]() ![]() very good. |
Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Two Poems |
![]() ![]() ![]() how true |
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