If it weren't so true
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Gordon Brown |
Gordon brown was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the redhead he said, 'I am the Prime Minister. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, £200.' To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was £100. He then asked the blonde. Her reply was, Mr. Brown, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my knickers as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have retired people, then it isn't going to cost you a damn penny! |
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| Author: | Graham Waller [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
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| Author: | mymerak [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
Can he claim the costs on expenses |
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
mymerak wrote: Can he claim the costs on expenses He'll be able to after he's changed the rules to allow it 
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| Author: | RH944 [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
mymerak wrote: Can he claim the costs on expenses Probably be receipted as hedge trimming or similar 
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| Author: | 944BLOKE [ Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
Message from Gordon London SW1 Dear people of the United Kingdom Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy,your government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement.this scheme will be known as RAPE(retire aged people early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme(special help after forced termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme(scheme covering retired early workers). A person may be RAPED once ,SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS(additional income for dependants &spouse) or HERPES(half earnings for retired personnel early severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will recieve as much SHIT(special high intensity training) as possible.The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not recieve enough SHIT,please bring this to the attention of your local MP.They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely Gordon Brown 10 Downing Street |
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| Author: | mymerak [ Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
Just a thought How old is Gordon Brown |
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| Author: | Graham Waller [ Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
mymerak wrote: Just a thought How old is Gordon Brown 58, b.20 Feb 1951 |
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| Author: | mymerak [ Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gordon Brown |
58, time for retirement then according to his letter No wonder many of his cabinet and some of his back benchers have either tried too or have shafted and screwed him! once read in the bible "do unto others as" etc. |
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