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| Author: | bazbarnett [ Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Couple of 'Groaners' for you.. |
What's ET short for? 'Cos he's got little legs..... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do elephants have big ears? 'Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out yer underpants? Your Grandmother...... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Important Announcement: This is just to inform everybody that I will no longer be posting racist jokes on this forum. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two nuns on a tandem going down a cobbled street. One says: "I haven't come this way before!" and the other says: "Yes - really good isn't it!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A chicken is sitting in a cows regular seat on the bus, a seat which the cow ALWAYS sits on to go to work. The cow says: "MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and the chicken replies: "FERKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you.. |
Groan..... |
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| Author: | Pastry [ Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you.. |
thems bad!  what do you call a sarcastic cowboy? tex piss did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? he got the cold shoulder what do you call an italian man with a rubber toe? roberto how many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? none, let the bitch do the washing up in the dark ok, revenge post is over 
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you.. |
oh dear me !!! |
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you.. |
Stop PLEASE! |
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